birds need to shut the hell up. if i made half the noise they did at 5 in the morning i’d be arrested
imagine if people screamed instead of snored
i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first
(Source: americatbh, via alohamaiaa)
don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you
If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend.
(Source: verticulars, via departured)
what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear