aiclan:

he died a hero’s death

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catswithbenefits:

who are all you people where am i??!!

sfux:

It’s almost June better start getting ready for Christmas

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assiest:

life is full of little surprises, for example:

‘dog food lid’ when read backwards is ‘dildo of god’

truly amazing

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consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis:

fuck

i’m
falling
down
all
these
stairs

Well, at least you
don’t live under them.

stop being so overdramatic harry

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calciumwaves:

IT’S ALMOST MIDNIGHT AND THERE WAS A KNOCK AT MY DOOR SO I CAUTIOUSLY OPENED THE DOOR THEN TWO DRUNKEN GUYS SHOUTED “SURPRISE” THEN LOOKED AT ME FOR A MOMENT AND WENT “FUCK WE’RE AT THE WRONG HOUSE” AND RAN AWAY DOWN THE STREET OH MY GOD

(Source: fabulewis, via inbox)

yourtubes:

*gets 0 notes on selfie*

I’m saving myself for god anyway 

(via inbox)

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ive checked my amazon order statuses like 10 times tonight! hoping that it well magically change and my fucking book will have finally left KY! its been there for 3 days!!! like wtf! i just want my book! :’(

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

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