life is full of little surprises, for example:
‘dog food lid’ when read backwards is ‘dildo of god’
Well, at least you
don’t live under them.
stop being so overdramatic harry
IT’S ALMOST MIDNIGHT AND THERE WAS A KNOCK AT MY DOOR SO I CAUTIOUSLY OPENED THE DOOR THEN TWO DRUNKEN GUYS SHOUTED “SURPRISE” THEN LOOKED AT ME FOR A MOMENT AND WENT “FUCK WE’RE AT THE WRONG HOUSE” AND RAN AWAY DOWN THE STREET OH MY GOD
ive checked my amazon order statuses like 10 times tonight! hoping that it well magically change and my fucking book will have finally left KY! its been there for 3 days!!! like wtf! i just want my book! :’(