bombing:

birds need to shut the hell up. if i made half the noise they did at 5 in the morning i’d be arrested

(via death-by-lulz)

awwww-cute:

We were worried they wouldn’t get along

(via intensional)

(Source: bouquetofbrides, via prinky)

dilfgod:

bae caught me slippin

(via departured)

(Source: makeupbag, via wishtful)

(Source: monmondefou, via wishtful)

policedog:

imagine if people screamed instead of snored

(via relahvant)

(Source: szshap, via wishtful)

accendas:

i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first

(Source: americatbh, via alohamaiaa)

uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

(via niallxnathan)

verticulars:

If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend. 

(Source: verticulars, via departured)

burgrs:

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

(via relahvant)